Fake Interviewer: So, this will be month #6 for Monkey Eats a Taco. How does that feel?
Kate: Good, my arm felt good, it felt good. I just did what I could for the team. I’d have been just as happy if it had been someone else doing it. It just felt good to get out and do something positive for the team. I just do the best I can with what God gave me, you know?
FI: At the beginning, you said you hoped this blog would help people discover “…what an amazing, hilarious, insightful genius [you are]” Has that happened?
K: Oh… ha… yes, well, the thing about that is…. no.
FI: I told you so.
K: Oh shut up.
FI: Any goals for the future?
K: Yes, absolutely. I’m definitely going to try to use more British slang and idiomatic phrases.
FI: Please give us an example.
K: Er… Crikey! That’ll be a larf! Bob’s your uncle!
FI: That’s pretty pathetic, you know.
K: Well, give it time.
FI: Okay, last question. Can you tell us about a mildly wacky and/or “random” occurrence that happens to you often, and should be a metaphor for your life, but strangely has no deeper meaning at all?
K: Sure, I’d love to. On my way to work, I frequently have to stop my car to let horses and jockeys cross the street.
FI: Thanks, and I’ll see you in another six months.
K: That’d be lovely.
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