Up for Grabs

Well, I have bad news to report. Our friend Kevin is leaving the area soon. We are quite saddened by this, the fact that he would give up occasionally hanging out with us in order to move across the country, all for such fleeting pleasures as job satisfaction and the love of a good woman!

You can be sure, we are taking this personally. By “we”, I of course mean “me”.

So, on to the bad news. (That was a joke, by the way. I already told you the bad news.) His going-away party is on the same night as the Halloween party Dan and I were planning to attend. So no costumes for us this year.

However, since Dan came up with such a great idea, I feel it would be remiss of me not to share it with the world. I was going to wear a bear mask and/or ears, carry a camcorder, and have a nametag that says “#141”. Dan was going to be a zombie in a ripped up flannel shirt.

Oh yes, we were going to be Undead Grizzly Man and the bear.

In bad taste, you say? Yes, but I like it too.

Since we will no longer be needing this fantastic couples’ costume, feel free to hook up with a friend, significant other, or spouse and use it yourself.

Anyway, look for more fun Halloween-themed posts all this week here at Monkey Eats a Taco. Um, it will be a spooky good time? Or maybe scare-tastic. Or maybe just a bunch of blog posts. You never know.