Alright kiddies, it's time for your favorite get-to-know-me treat! That's right: the FAKE INTERVIEW!
Fake Interviewer: So, monkeys eating tacos? Doesn't the web have enough random wackiness?
Kate: No really, I saw this once! Seriously! I was dropping my dogs off at this kennel/farm owned by some ex-hippie types. I guess they really liked animals, because they had all sorts of crap -- horses, pigs, llamas, guinea fowl, couple of dogs, and a monkey named Pippin. Knowing they had the monkey was half the reason I went there at all - I mean, how often will my dogs get sight of a monkey? So I dropped the dogs off with unfortunately so monkey-related drama. But as I left the barn, there he was, sitting on top of a car with an open moonroof, calmly munching a taco from taco bell. Just the tortilla really. And there were little monkey prints on the car hood.
FI: Huh. So, you have dogs?
Kate: Yes, two: Maddy and Roger.
FI: Roger?
Kate: That was my husband's idea. I wanted to name him Kevin.
FI: Favorite Beatle?
Kate: Um, Paul? Yeah, I'll go with Paul.
FI: Really? Paul?
Kate: What's wrong with Paul?
FI: That's so... cliche.
Kate: Shut Up.
FI: So why do you have a blog?
Kate: Well, I always secretly hoped that one day, after I die, someone would find my journals and discover what an amazing, hilarious, insightful genius I am. And my journals would be published and I'd be famous. But that would require actually writing things in a book, and my hand cramps after a few minutes. Also, I wouldn't get to enjoy being famous, so I thought, why wait?
FI: .....That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
Kate: Screw you.
FI: Alright, I'm totally bored by this. Last question: Can you believe that the "L-Y" song isn't on the new Electric Company DVD?
Kate: No.
Wasn't that fun! Okay, next thing to look forward to on this blog: I might find the cord for my camera and post some damn pictures! Don't hold your breath though!
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