So corny, yet so awesome

Okay, so it's true. I have a pretty damn cool husband. Yesterday he saw something in an antique store that reminded him of dear sweet me. So he bought it.

And what was this token purchased in my honour?

A $0.50 "Surprise Bag". I'm not sure what 50-cent surprises and I have in common, exactly.

Since I know you're all dying of suspense, the bag contained:

• a used pink eraser that said "(B)oner Jared",
• a small plastic figurine of a purple alien holding a basketball, and
• a keyring that has a small plastic skateboard, half of a metal yin-yang, a small metal flower, and half of a geode attached to it.

The saddest part is that I loved it. Nothin' like a half-buck's worth of crap scraped from the bottom of some kid's bookbag to make me happy.