And the punishment is just.

So, every once in a while, I forget to obsessively check Toohpaste for Dinner, Married to the Sea, and Natalie Dee.

Of course, then I get the fun of looking at a whole bunch right in a row. But, still, a punishment from the Gods is in order, so you see this:


which is from Toothpaste for Dinner.

So the punishment for skipping these websites for a few weeks is:

To simultaneously inhale/spew coffee all over yourself at work on a day where you have a big meeting and no time to go home first and you are out of Shout Wipes and have to use a nasty old handi-wipe left over from a barbeque last summer that was at the bottom of your desk drawer and you have a big splotch on your boob* for like an hour and it won't dry right.

*For men, the punishment is to have a big splotch near, but not on, your crotch.