I'd like to nominate the pants I'm wearing today to the "Worst Pants - Business Casual" category of the Pants-ies Award.
Seriously, they totally suck. I bought them at a large, national retailer (who shall remain nameless, but the syllables of the store name are "get" and "tar"). I always buy clothes there, even though they immediately get wrinkley, or shrink, or stretch, or in the case of these amazing pants, all three.
Somehow, they have managed to stretch from perfectly-fitting, fashionable, wide leg trousers into ultra-baggy old lady slacks in the course of one day, to the point where it now appears that I am wearing "tapered" style pants. Maybe I should peg the cuffs and call it a day.
Also, they are made of a linen blend which not only wrinkles instantly, but cannot be dried in a dryer, giving them the worst qualities of both fabrics they are composed of.
The final insult: they itch.
Anyway, I am counting the minutes until I can go home and change into one of my many contenders for the "Worst Pants - Pajamas" category.
I'd like to thank the members of the Academy for their support. Thank you very much.
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I like to call it "Careerdrobe"
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