Just feast your eyes on the bounty that is my DVR list:
The Simpsons: For when I want to laugh, but don't want to risk getting grossed out.
Family Guy: For when I want to laugh so hard I risk wetting myself, and am not afraid to get occasionally grossed out.
Wonder Showzen: For times when I am willing to risk getting totally grossed out to the point where I have to get up off the couch and shake my hands around and go "Ew! Ew!" like a sissy.
Poirot: For when I want to watch a Belgian fop mince around making witty bon mots in french. Oh, and he solves mysteries.
Project Runway: Just in case I didn't fill my "fop mincing around" quota. Also, I don't get to witness enough bratty designers arguing in my current job.
Star Trek TNG: Because who doesn't love to see problems solved using some sort of quantum particle stream emitted from the deflector dish? Also, I am a geek.
Bobobo-bobo-bobo: Because this is a Japanese cartoon about a guy who does karate moves using his nose hairs. And because that is the least weird fact about the show.
Doctor Who: Also, I am a geek.So you see, how can you afford not to get a DVR? Go get one right now! Do it!
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