I'm not even going to attempt to embellish this story.
The other day, I saw a lady walking her dog. She had a little baggie in her hand for the dog's waste. When the dog squatted down to do the #2, as they say, instead of waiting till he was done and picking it up, she proceeded to, well, ...
Okay, I was wrong. I'm definitely gonna need some caps for this. Here goes (deep breath)...
She proceeded to HOLD THE BAG UNDER THE DOG'S ASS AS IT TOOK A DUMP.
I didn't think there was any way to make cleaning up after your dog more humiliating, but there you go. Maybe this is de rigueur in other places, but not here, folks.
2 comments:
True, this is disgusting. However, if the bag is held properly, one can avoid coming in contact with the pooh. Even though you are picking up the pooh with the plastic bag on your hand, you are STILL TOUCHING POOH.
That is a good point, Marty Cohen.
However, I see it more as a humiliation thing. Obviously, I would rather not pick up any poo at all. That is something "THE MAN" makes me do, with all his fascist public cleanliness laws. So I do it, but very unwillingly.
On the other hand, holding a bag up to a dog's butt is akin to being that dog's weird submissive butler, in my view. Everyone knows I love my puppies, but I ain't their bottom butler.
Bottom line: I'll humiliate myself on account of THE MAN, but I would rather touch poo through a bag than be a dog's servant.
I think that's my new motto. Maybe I'll get some T-shirts made.
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