I received a "Bow-lingual" from my mom for my 30th birthday this weekend. It is a wireless microphone that you hook up to your dog's collar, which then transmits the sound of the bark to a handheld receiver. When the dog barks, you get a little readout telling you what the dog is trying to tell you.
I'll just let the absurdity of that sink in for a second.
So of course, we tried it out immediately. I insist on calling it the "Bark-U-Lator", while Dan prefers "The Bark-O-Tron 4000". It works, I guess, although if you need it to figure your dog out, you probably shouldn't own a dog. I mean, they're friggin' DOGS. They either need food, walks, or some place to poop. Not that complicated, folks.
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