Well, FINALLY!

So, as many of you know, I have bad taste in shoes. Not that I don't appreciate a nice shoe when I see it, but I don't tend to buy a lot of shoes, and the shoes I do buy look like I picked them out of the dumpster of a wolverine-training facility run by indigent lesbians.

My excuses for this are:
1. I am cheap, so my shoes must be multi-functional
2. I am lazy and hate shopping
3. At any time, I might need to go to a construction site for my job. Granted, this only happens about three times a year, but it is inevitably when I am wearing dressy/open-toe shoes. And I tell you, it ain't easy to look professional and in control of a site inspection when you're mincing around in the mud.

But, pretty soon I will be taking trips to some actual cities, where my pathetic, gnawed excuses for footwear just won't cut it.

So, I bit the bullet and bought THREE WHOLE PAIRS of shoes. And I satisfied all three of the above conditions by getting shoes on sale, online. I even bought some funky boots with HEELS. I have to say, I love starting out my day now, putting on my brand new shoes. When Dan isn't around, I sing the "new shoe song", which goes like this: "I got my shoes... I got my shoes", sung to the tune of the "S-M-R-T" song by Homer Simpson.

It's the little things, folks.